Insufferable! Index: Bachelor in Paradise Week 1
Bachelor in Paradise makes its horrifying debut. What are the most insufferable people and situations of the premiere? Premise: a bunch of former Bachelor/ette rejects come to a resort in Mexico to...
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Bachelor in Paradise gets slutty! …Sluttier? …EVEN SLUTTIER?! Huh. That’s kind of annoying. It doesn’t matter how physically attractive these people are: they do not look good on HD television in high...
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Bachelor in Paradise has now gotten into “overnight date” territory. The date cards should really contain Valtrex samples. Huh. That’s kind of annoying. Chris injured his knee and it obviously isn’t...
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The ladies of Bachelor in Paradise have shockingly started fighting amongst themselves. Who thought competitive dating could yield conflict? “Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Recap: Kalon, Jesse, and Cody enter...
View ArticleInsufferable! Index: Bachelor in Paradise Week 5
Bachelor in Paradise reaches new heights (lows?) as we see threeways, blurred bosoms, and blatant ass-grabbing. Hide yo’ kids! “Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Recap: After Graham and Lacy both get very sick,...
View ArticleInsufferable! Index: Bachelor in Paradise Week 6
Bachelor in Paradise is getting more lovey-dovey by the minute. And much, much more tan. “Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Recap: Brooks and Tasos arrive in paradise. Brooks, Jackie and Zack quickly form the...
View ArticleInsufferable! Index: Bachelor in Paradise Week 7 – Finale
Bachelor in Paradise ends, and one of these people is a huge size queen. Guess which one! “Too Long, Didn’t Watch” Recap: The boys and girls are separated to deliberate whether they want to keep these...
View ArticleWhat Else Was On: August 2014
Compared to the Quest, the Killing, and Bachelor in Paradise, Doctor Who was the most realistic show on TV in August. The Quest — ABC has never been one to shy away from super-quirky reality show...
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